Bismillah,

10 things I hate the most about you

1) I hate you when you disrupt my date with Him every five times a day
2) I hate you when you make me forget or postpone my date with Him
3) I hate you when you tell me to look at things that I should not be looking at
4) I hate you when you allure me into conversation that I should not be involved in.
5) I hate you when you make my feelings toward my friends are nothing but bad thoughts
6) I hate you when you whisper to me "It's ok, this is only a small sin, it is not a big deal, why bother"
7) I hate you when you make me wasting money and my time for something useless
8) I hate you when you make me forget to thank Him for all of His bounties upon me.
9) I hate you when you make my intention insincere and not for Him.
10) I hate you and I hate you the most because you are so persistent to mislead sons of Adam further away from the Paradise. But I dare you that I will be more persistent than you and I will be among the inhabitants of the Paradise by the will of Allaah. And you, syaitaan, will abode forever in the Hellfire.

taken from misg mailinglist, Jazaakumullahukhair